What a deprived (or is that depraved) life you must live Markit. By your calculations I have about 2 months worth of Brie and a month and a half of Camembert in my fridge. I also have a couple of months of Mainland Tasty and a few other odd bits.
There is a Choizo or two, a few Cacciatore, a couple of plain Mettwursts, A garlic Mettwurst, a Csabi Salami and a few other concoctions.
There are a few bottles of Wild Turkey American Honey, A Johnny Walker Black, A bottle of Drambuie, something labelled Bushmills Single Malt Irish Whiskey and a bottle of Tequila. There are also the usual 168 bottles of Bintang on ice.
Be brave young fellow, head south. We may not talk the pidgeon language that you and the other savage natives of the far east blunder along with, but we will make allowances for you!