I sincerely apologise to all forum members for my parochial thinking of the only thoroughfare in Bali was Jl Sunset.
How insidious was my thinking as I lounged in my limo with the darkened windows…oblivious to my surroundings…and angry at my driver for scratching his potong rambut head when I insisted he wears the peaked cap I bought for him from Harrods in London.
The sun was shining but the limo A/C was climatically controlled…which was a blessing as my vintage Hatten rose wine was also nicely chilling in the 12volt cigar lighter connected ice bucket that I bought last week from ACE….and strangely…still works!
I opened tomorrow’s Bali Daily and was regaled by the news of the opening of the new super highway connecting Kuta with the new airport. I struggled with my newish smartphone GPS to identify where the highway and airport was on Google Earth but failed…this smartphone is either not so smart or Google Earth is completely out of touch with reality...I thought. The bypass around Ubud, Singeraja and Lovina were also not apparent, but I didn’t despair because Smoke will advise me on that one…I surmised.
My languishing was interrupted whilst parked at the traffic lights between Sunset and Dewi Sri…”Are we still here?” I asked my driver. “Yes! bapap…we’ve been her a week!’ he replied. Then I heard this tapping on the window so I touched a button and damn…the window rolled down. There was this tousled haired, sweaty, but sweet faced girl with a baby in her arms, asking for money. I said ‘Didn’t I give you alms before?” “No sir” she responded “That was my grandmother”. Not wishing to offend I asked “so, how is she doing?” “She’s fine bapap and now a senior partner in Sky Garden…you remember that place where you used to have fun…before you got married.”
As I'm generous to a fault I gave her the usual rumpled Rp2000 note. She said "Sir, there's been inflation". "really...Tell that to my UK Pension people!" I grumbled as I rolled the window up and the note fluttered to the floor...I heard something like F** and head and... you need more than me...
That’s when I woke up in a sweat…..to be greeted by my darling wife offering a cup of tea and today’s Bali Daily. On opening the newspaper I realized I clearly hadn’t been dreaming…. ‘coz the lead article still commented about another airport and highway and how the Bali Governor was concerned about beggars!
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