Turned on the TV and had channel 86 open with the 71st Miss World contest and the parade of the beauties. Where is Terry Wogan when you need him. If anything needed Wogan’s tongue in cheek send up it is this preposterous show. The contestants had obviously been coached in the manner in which to present themselves. They were in high heels to emphasize their ludicrous style of pulled back shoulders, swinging hips and trained to hold the widest, teeth displaying smiles which must be truly…