OK girls and boys now that we are all gathered to praise the ONE I would just like to open these proceedings with some personal thoughts:
Been here on this forum now for some time and have talked and disputed with most of you here and please don't think it hasn't been fun but the only thing that has been missing from the Bali Expat Forum has been, yes you have probably guessed it by now, the only thing that has been really missing from the Bali Expat Forum has been... Bali Expats!
Now don't get me wrong you guys and girls that have visited Bali on the odd 2 week vacation have been real fun to talk to and occasionally informative. Yes, there has even been the occasional Real LIve Expat raise his worry worn brow quickly above the bamboo wall and contribute a scathing remark about how they are sooo busy knitting baskets in Paradise they just don't have time to demean themselves by being rude to the rest of us, but as a general rule most of the contributors to the Bali Expat Forum have been tourists and wannabees like me.
So I would hereby like to declare Roy to be a "TRULY WORTHY INTERNATIONAL TREASURE". Before his greatness' head should get too large for even a Bali Bandage (or is that an old head wound?) I would also like to point out that The Infallibility Rule does not apply and much of what he does say is a load of old sh*t. Occasionally, very occasionally though some of it does make enough sense for this club to be meaningful.
Who so ever feels that this is syncophantic bullshit be warned we will not let you worship at the Roy Shrine.
Please also note that even though his greatness is on "limited time" he manages to contribute more than all the rest of us put together.
Anyone else that feels they are, or know of, someone worthy of TWIT (truly worthy international treasure) status please apply in writing here.
All hail on him that writes
Been here on this forum now for some time and have talked and disputed with most of you here and please don't think it hasn't been fun but the only thing that has been missing from the Bali Expat Forum has been, yes you have probably guessed it by now, the only thing that has been really missing from the Bali Expat Forum has been... Bali Expats!
Now don't get me wrong you guys and girls that have visited Bali on the odd 2 week vacation have been real fun to talk to and occasionally informative. Yes, there has even been the occasional Real LIve Expat raise his worry worn brow quickly above the bamboo wall and contribute a scathing remark about how they are sooo busy knitting baskets in Paradise they just don't have time to demean themselves by being rude to the rest of us, but as a general rule most of the contributors to the Bali Expat Forum have been tourists and wannabees like me.
So I would hereby like to declare Roy to be a "TRULY WORTHY INTERNATIONAL TREASURE". Before his greatness' head should get too large for even a Bali Bandage (or is that an old head wound?) I would also like to point out that The Infallibility Rule does not apply and much of what he does say is a load of old sh*t. Occasionally, very occasionally though some of it does make enough sense for this club to be meaningful.
Who so ever feels that this is syncophantic bullshit be warned we will not let you worship at the Roy Shrine.
Please also note that even though his greatness is on "limited time" he manages to contribute more than all the rest of us put together.
Anyone else that feels they are, or know of, someone worthy of TWIT (truly worthy international treasure) status please apply in writing here.
All hail on him that writes