Ok Pooochie and fellow forumers, the tale of woe.
To start with this woman knows nothing of my desires for her......hmm. I'll correct that. I have never knowingly told her or let on.
I am extemely impressed with this girl. her sexiness, interlect and just the way she carries herself.
So. Second day in Bali she rings me and tells me she is coming over. (oh sh*t where are my matching thongs/sandels)
any way we meet at the Mabisa Hotel by the pool and we are talking and laughing oh so easily. I think this is going great.
Well, then. I still cant remember how the conversation got to it, the subject of sex, but it did. (I'm a man of the world, I can talk about that).
She starts telling me of how she is afraid of sex and tends towards Indonesian men.
Why is that i ask? She answers. "well western men are nice, nice eyes, nice nose, cheeks etc. But. their thingoes are to big.(their what?)
I thought, hey sweetness you got nothing to worry about here. But i couldn't bring myself to say that. As a matter of fact all I could pull from my off the top of my head funny things to say was,"reeeeeeally" lol.
So I was gob smacked.
The day ended well though, and we still have a dialogue going today
But i still don't feel beaten, slowly slowly, hey.
So, as for all your fine advice. 30 push ups a day on my fingers to strengthen them for delivary of a good massage has not gone to waste. I can now shell armonds like you wouldn't believe.
So there it is. Hope you all find it as amusing as i do now.
The girl in the photo's i have posted is my ex girlfriend. We are still friends today 2years now and we both agree we are closer now as friends than when we were before, so i don't think she will mind me posting the pics.
And she conquers the other girl had nothing to worry about with me. :shock: :cry: :cry: