BAR CHAT - Beware Adult Humour

[made marko]

...of living dangerously:
No wife yet
4me2 4get

a small meal fills a hungry man,
a feast won't satisfy a king.
If I pined for all that I can't have, I would have no time to enjoy the little I do. :?

 

[Jimbo]

Interesting last line Made. Maybe we should start a poll on "what do you need to make you happy"

For me its simple

My Wife
My Children
My Family
My Friends
My Health
My Wine
My Food
My House in Bali
My Money to Live on
My Brain to be occupied

...........and that wonderful ass that Poochie sent

 

[Sparky]

:shock: :shock: :shock: Well uhmmm regarding the nice picture of the beach setting, great sea sand and sun i love em all.


Oh i nearly forgot to mention the picture of the ladies rear end....well somone might believe me. :wink: :wink: :wink: Gooorrrrrgggooooosss.

Im not a perv, but appreciate a fine sight when i see it.


Any more photos about people of nice beach settings and what comes within.


Over and out
Sparks ignited.
Happy days people.

 

[Davo]

Ok Pooochie and fellow forumers, the tale of woe.

To start with this woman knows nothing of my desires for her......hmm. I'll correct that. I have never knowingly told her or let on.

I am extemely impressed with this girl. her sexiness, interlect and just the way she carries herself.

So. Second day in Bali she rings me and tells me she is coming over. (oh sh*t where are my matching thongs/sandels)

any way we meet at the Mabisa Hotel by the pool and we are talking and laughing oh so easily. I think this is going great.

Well, then. I still cant remember how the conversation got to it, the subject of sex, but it did. (I'm a man of the world, I can talk about that).

She starts telling me of how she is afraid of sex and tends towards Indonesian men.

Why is that i ask? She answers. "well western men are nice, nice eyes, nice nose, cheeks etc. But. their thingoes are to big.(their what?)

I thought, hey sweetness you got nothing to worry about here. But i couldn't bring myself to say that. As a matter of fact all I could pull from my off the top of my head funny things to say was,"reeeeeeally" lol.

So I was gob smacked.

The day ended well though, and we still have a dialogue going today

But i still don't feel beaten, slowly slowly, hey.

So, as for all your fine advice. 30 push ups a day on my fingers to strengthen them for delivary of a good massage has not gone to waste. I can now shell armonds like you wouldn't believe.

So there it is. Hope you all find it as amusing as i do now.


The girl in the photo's i have posted is my ex girlfriend. We are still friends today 2years now and we both agree we are closer now as friends than when we were before, so i don't think she will mind me posting the pics.

And she conquers the other girl had nothing to worry about with me. :shock: :cry: :cry:

 

[Ipanema]

Davo

At first I thought you were talking about the girl at the beginning of this post.

The girl you are talking about that you meet in Bali is she Balinese.

Tina

 

[Davo]

Sorry Tina i do tend to ramble i know.

the whole post is about a girl i like. And yes she is Balinese. If you refer to "pooochie" she is a forum member, part of the family of whom i direct this hopefully humorous post.

towards the end i try to explain who is in the photos i posted.

 

[made marko]

all I need 2B happy:
a girl who thinks my thingoe is too big!

 

[pooochie]

Hi Davo and Made Marko

You are both very naughty boys :shock:

Here is an Easter Egg to sort you both out :lol:

 

[Roy]

Hmmmm, can’t speak for Made or Davo, but this lady looks like she needs her back washed...with loving and caring hands! :shock:

Embarrassed? :lol: Form your own conclusions.

 

[Davo]

Just never you mind Roy.

Pooochie didn't give her to Yooou! :x

 

[Roy]

Give her to me? You are joking, right? Never mind, this is all too hilarious for me! I guess it’s best to be clueless, as with that, ignorance is surely bliss.

 

[Jimbo]

Roy

You are getting old if it is the back you want to awash

 

[Davo]

Roy, i do perceive you are having a go at me. Alas i will have to remain clueless indeed. for i truly don't know what you are talking about. :?

Jimbo, where to start my friend, where to start. :twisted:

 

[made marko]

Thank you Ni Luh,
I am ova-welmed!

 

[matsaleh]

Re: RE: BAR CHAT - Beware Adult Humour

I am ova-welmed!

Clever play-on-words, Made.

 

[pooochie]

Hi Bapak Jimbo

I well remember fantisising about here in a school uniform with long white socks

Who do you suggest I lust after now? Any photo's will be appreciated

Well Bapak Jimbo you make it hard, so let me think….............…


a group or singer in school uniform with white socks :? .


:idea: Well you have the Japanese Jpop idol groups or Britney Spears. No, then how about a Russian girl group called Tatu, they are quite famous and controversial in Europe.

Here’s the pic you asked for:

Don’t get too excited seemingly they don’t like men :shock:

Did you see them in the Eurovision for Russia :?:

…..and here is the video (no drooling) :lol:

BEWARE THERE IS KISSING IN THE VIDEO :shock:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 22&pl=true

“From Russia with love”

Ni Luh

 

[Jimbo]

Having spent time in the ex CIS countries I know all about them. They only put on the Lesbo stuff as an act. There is a better all girl Russian group called......wait for it..... Viagra!!

Believe me as a pop band they are fine. As womem there is abosolutely no need for Viagra unless you are over 90.

Totally stunning and sexy........not that I have noticed them of course.

 

[made marko]

"video killed the radio star"
-the Buggles 1980
Really Jimbo, schoolgirl outfits and all that.
Back in my mis~spent youth, I was the singer for the punk band the Johnnies.
Did rather well playing the midwest clubs. The music scene was ripe for the picking, and my friends the Violent Femmes(legendary creators of Emo/ punk/ folk genre) had just been signed.
The A&R people flocked to Milwaukee, and it was what Seattle later became during the grundge era. Contracts were offered to many bands.
Including us.
We were 'artists', and would accept no contract that did not suit us.
A major label was looking at us, and a band called the Bodeans(or back then, "da" Bodeans).
We were wined dined and moonshined, and both bands were given a "screentest" for Video.
I am afraid that I have saved myself and my bandmates from the decadent life of rock superstardom by my less than perfect looks, as I was deemed unMTVable!
Whew, that was a close one! hehehe

 

[Jimbo]

Ah Made my friend. Of all the music genres there is I am afraid the ranting and raving of "punk" leaves me absolutely cold. Coming from the place it was invented and being part of that era I thought it was crap then and still do.

Sorry Mate.

 

[made marko]

:x "God save the Queen.
Her facist regime.
There ain't no future in England's dreamin'

...man." :twisted:
-JL

hehehe