Haha, this really got me laughing. I'm the last person to go in and correct someone's spelling, grammar or english, but this was good. Noodles, a model is an actual living person, who gets paid to pose for pictures and wear a certain company's clothes etc. I read this thread thinking "she wants to BUY a model? Like she really wants to own a human being?"
What you are looking for is called a mannequin, and sorry but I don't know where to buy one.
Thanks for the morning laugh, and know that I'm not laughing at you or anything rude like that, but reading the title and the thread before scrolling down to see the picture really had me going.