Re: RE: Any recommendations for accommodation??
Roy said:
My favorite accommodation in Kuta is on the beach. I’ve only spent one night in Kuta and it was a coyote ugly night many years ago. I was way too drunk to see, but in the morning, I was able to knaw my right arm off, (and escape), as it, (my right arm), was couching her head, lest I wake her up!
The “Bali Angels” on the expat forum will be upset with this, but heck...they call us apes. So what do THEY call those ladies who lay down with us and cause us such horrible pain? :shock: :shock: :shock:
To All: With absolutely no Prejudice
Warning: Adult humour.
Dear Oom Roy
Since you asked for it. Here is my answer. :shock:
:lol:
Roy said:
So what do THEY call those ladies
Easy we call them our “Fallen Angels”, who have gone to the dark side. They have even adopted their own name of “night butterflies”. You must of seen them flying around Bali?
Roy said:
The “Bali Angels” on the expat forum will be upset with this but heck...they call us apes
I doubt if any of the “Bali Angels” will be upset. They already know what you men like to do in the twilight hours
. This is why you were given a gauche name for yourselves. However as this is not perdurable then we must now call you a “Warrior”
– so off to the jungle with you and hunt some wild boar for dinner and no more Kuta Beach where the “night butterflies” dwell
. Don’t come back till you catch some. And just to add, your cooking. :lol:
Roy said:
I was way too drunk to see
Yes it is amazing that men think it the prettier ladies that go out later at night. But it is only because by then you have had ten pints of Bintang. “Beauty is the eye of the beholder”, unless under the influence. :lol:
Roy said:
those ladies who lay down with us and cause us such horrible pain?
Did you really have pain when you decided to lie down together? Well there “is a thin line between pain and pleasure”. I bet you were saying “I love you”
. Come on, tell the truth, the only pain was guilt the next day. But deep down you have no regrets
. You can always say “I have done it and got the t-shirt”. Hope nothing else was included :lol: .
Roy said:
but in the morning, I was able to knaw my right arm off, (and escape), as it, (my right arm), was couching her head, lest I wake her up!
I wonder what she would have thought if she had woke up first and seen you :shock: :lol: .
Just a joke, look forward to getting the full details at Nuris in the future :shock: . I will remind you, now I know :lol: .
Best tender wishes with a small kiss on the cheek 8)
Ni Luh