Joe Writeson

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Edited to the new standard....by Santa...:ghost:

btw Joe...you omitted to add that Richard Branson was knighted in 2000 and Bruce Forsyth in 2011. Was Jimmy Saville de-knighted?

Edit: seems Tintin doesn't want to be +100 after all....apologies...i was only trying to help.


My tenuous grip on reality has faded in and out over the years, I honestly didn't know Brucie and Branno had been knighted... obviously these events occurred during one of my ever more frequent 'not-giving-a-flying-fuck' attacks..
 

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I should point out that Alan Klein is NOT British...and despite media claims to the opposite 99% of people employed in the UK entertainment industry are NOT degenerates...its nearer 89%...just thought you should know like!

Oh! I don't know Joe...did the media include UK supersknks like Russell Brand and Sacha Cohen...they alone must bring the percentile of degenerates up a fair notch.
 

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I should point out that Alan Klein is NOT British...and despite media claims to the opposite 99% of people employed in the UK entertainment industry are NOT degenerates...its nearer 89%...just thought you should know like!

With two of my daughters growing up with the Beatles and the Stones, and now in the music business in L.A., I should know who Alan Klien is. I just thought pointing out this exception to my statement about the 11 other characters would have unnecessary muddled my point.
 

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With two of my daughters growing up with the Beatles and the Stones, and now in the music business in L.A., I should know who Alan Klien is. I just thought pointing out this exception to my statement about the 11 other characters would have unnecessary muddled my point.

Well tintin.....I am suitably impressed.
If your daughters 'grew-up' with the Beatles and Stones and now both Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger are in their seventies then your avatar is deceiving; or your rosy cheeks and modern gelled hairstyle must be caused by all that tea still in the water in Boston Harbor.:cupcake:

I also grew up with the Beatles and Stones but my avatar, at age 76....... is more genuine!!! Actually, if you can visualise the pic with a shave/haircut/wash...it isn't far removed from Mick Jagger's real mugshot...:icon_e_surprised:

I'd repeat, much to markit's chagrin on another thread that, around the same time as John Lennon, I also played washboard skiffle.

The Queen, her son, and many members of the UK Government seem to have forgotten that fact when I flew them, on many occasions, after I gave up skiffle to became VIP Aircrew in the RAF....about the time they handed out titles to those UK degenerate entertainers.

I guess I should have stuck to playing the washboard to get real recognition. All I ever got was a picture of then Prime Minister Harold Wilson; which I previously stuck on the wall above my toilet.....but it eventually fell down and shattered...just like my knighthood dreams of grandeur!:ghost:
 
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Joe Writeson

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With two of my daughters growing up with the Beatles and the Stones, and now in the music business in L.A., I should know who Alan Klien is. I just thought pointing out this exception to my statement about the 11 other characters would have unnecessary muddled my point.

....three penalty points on your 'Artistic License' then...
 

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I grew up with the Beatles and The Stones and... wait a minute ... whats all this 'grew up' shit?

Some numbers ...Beatles, City Hall Newcastle 1964, days in queue 2, tickets 8/6d, 30 watt guitar amps, 50 watt PA system, 10 songs, 30 minutes.
 

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