Goodness me Joe, Tom moved to Java about 7 years ago. Tom's Sports Bar is long dead. You may still find some of the old desperados around the place however may of them have dispersed. (Of course you could always PM me with a few names and I will let you know which ones are still alive).
Most of the "mates" who had restaurants here are also gone. Once again let me know your mate's name and I will give you his/her current status.
Markit's idea of a good party is coming out of his cave, beating his chest, picking his nose and giving his rear end a scratch. He was in Sanur yesterday and arranged to meet me at the Man Shed.
I told him to turn right out of Hardys. That was too complicated for him. He mumbled something about caves and trees. With that he slunk off to Hermitsville.