Some years ago, a lady representative of an international organisation was opening a branch in Bali. She had moved her households which had to be inspected. A Bali resident, lady friend of hers, with the "right" Bali connections, accompanied her to customs to "soften the financial blow." The custom officers took the shipment apart. Included in it was a rather large rubber dildo. Without batting an eye lash, the friend told the officer that, given the times, with AID being rampant, it was much safer for ladies than the real thing. It passed with no problem :lol: .