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    One expat's cost of living in Bali

    Food and drink for $900 a month. Even with no food I could not stay at or under that price. However I could add the $407 for the gym. ( I have heard about them but other than that I have seen people come out of them all red in the face and covered in sweat). The $250 for entertainment could also...
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    Shark Attacks in Bali

    I will happily assist you in the case of an accident. If you sort of kind of like chop your head off like in the accident. I will get in my car like and go to an ATM and sort of like get some cash out. That is if you like.
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    Shark Attacks in Bali

    His call for public donations also got me pissed off when I read this story last month.
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    Import a TV into Bali

    Can you explain why you want to import a TV? Down here in civilization we have things called "shops". In these "shops" are things such as TV's and other electrical gear. Have you now got electricity in the cave in Jasri? If all that is too much for your to absorb, call in and I will hold your...
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    IndoSAT for US sports?

    No calls so far! Did you get my number correct? If you need me over the next few days, I will be here. Ceningan Island Resort | Video My house is on the left at the start of the movie.
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    IndoSAT for US sports?

    Okay kids, here is the up to date information. The box is working very well. I am not really into TV that much because I have a real life annoying the **** out of people face to face. However I have hooked into various sports and news in Oz, the news in New Zealand, a TV show called Chaser from...
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    24. April Sonntags Markt Mertasari Beach - Curry Wurst, Bratwurst, Frikadellen etc

    Yep, that is a really useful ****ing post.
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    IndoSAT for US sports?

    Yes cobber, I suspect it is the same unit. However because they are mates I will be paying more than the $115 mentioned on E Bay. Isn't that what friends are for. I also doubt the internet speed here will be enough to support it. Thanks for the info.
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    IndoSAT for US sports?

    I may have the answer to this. A mate is flying in from Thailand today with an adapter box that works via WIFI. He reckons this will pick up any TV channel in the world. As per usual, this may or mat not be the truth.
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    One month temporary working visas

    If it actually exists it has been kept quiet.
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    Motorbike monthly oil change?

    It does not really matter. The guys changing your oil will change your oil with the oil of the bike they changed an hour before.
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    Things I know NOT to do in Bali.

    Your brother has already been sending me emails. I am sorry to tell you this however your uncle the King died in a plane crash and left me 52 million dollars AND your two bridges. Yep your bridges are gone. To help you out I have a part time job available gently bathing a 53 year old. She is in...
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    Things I know NOT to do in Bali.

    I may as well adopt you. It would be a change from all the young maidens trying to get my money. As for the question check here. Bamboo Shoots Bali - Cooking School I was actually in the construction industry in Australia so know bugger all about many things. But I have operated our hotel for a...
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    Things I know NOT to do in Bali.

    I set up another Indonesian lass in a business 5 years ago. That cost me around $10,000 to set up. She is currently taking $100,000 a year. Now that is more than the average drunk has to spend in a bar.
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    Things I know NOT to do in Bali.

    Sorry kids, no need to get excited here. All that I am hoping to get out of it is the $10,000 I spent to set the place up. Hopefully I will have that in 4 or 5 months.
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    Who's at fault?

    This all makes perfect sense to me. But I suppose after 18 years everything is normal here to my brain.
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    Second hand car

    You do not transfer registration here, so you can buy a second hand car easily. Even with a KITAS we can not buy a new car in our own name. Cars do not devaluate quickly here so a second hand car is sometimes not that far away in price from a new one.
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    Things I know NOT to do in Bali.

    All good at Siti's Garden Bar. Had a group on a bucks party in there a few days back. Sent them around to OnOn bar for the "sexy" dancers. Had a cheese tasting session in there yesterday. Siti who previously had a wage of 1.5 million a month has banked 16 million since the 14th of this month.
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    Indonesian gratitude

    Indonesian gratitude now there is an oxymoron.
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    Things I know NOT to do in Bali.

    OnOn Bar is still named OnOn Bar. It has never been named Billiard bar. Before being named OnOn Bar it was named Pedusi. It is indeed on Jl Danau Poso across the road from Goanna which was once named Stumbar and next to Place To Be which at one stage was named Angels. I have a bucks party of 40...