Markit wroteThe missus went of this afternoon to see a girlfriend and I was relaxing with a cold one and a good book - very Sundayish when the dog goes off and I hear female squeals coming from the gate. Upon examining the disturbance imagine my delight to see not one but two long black, slim, brown skinned local beauties cornered by my stupid dog.
Upon questioning what was up they gigglingly informed me that they had come to wish ME a happy Valentines day.
Immediately concerned with the legality/potential of the situation I asked (as one does) after their ages. Imagine my disappointment upon hearing they were both only 17... Jailbait, still.
Now I may be many things but an object of desire for 2 lovely 17 year old's, unfortunately, isn't on that list, and I do know that.
Can anyone tell me what these girls were thinking? I really have no clue what that was about. I chatted for an appropriate time and then suggested they be on their way as my resolve and good intentions were fading fast - they were magnificent as beautiful, innocent, young Balinese women can be.
As a parting shot they apologized for not bringing me chocolate...
Clueless in the East.
Hot sun in the desert they call this a mirage.
Mix it with beer they call this a hallucination.
However if the girls know about your boyish good looks and abundant charm I could be wrong.
Myself not understanding the culture like many maybe they ere expecting chocolates as a present thinking this is what valentines day is about.
Sorry if this shatters your dream but i think its time you hit the road
P.S. what does sundayish mean. Does this mean Sundanese people if so Ive never seen any reading a book other than the Koran
