Things I know NOT to do in Bali.

no.idea

Cooee cobber, the bar is open. The trees have orchids in them. The lawn is laid. Rented house out for $7,000 a year. So bar is now rent free. Currently taking $250 a day. Geedee, I do believe I can find a free beer or two for you somewhere. Mates are currently taking over Stiff Chilli Restaurant on Semawang beach in Sanur so have been spending a bit of time with them showing them where to source various things. Have managed to find an Italian guy making cheese, he will be at the restaurant at 3 PM today. (Markit would be having an organism when he reads that). Got some great smoked ham from the Seff African butcher to go with the cheese. A bloke wants to buy my hotel so all is wonderful. Going to Sulawesi on Friday for 2 days. My world is full of love and beer.

geedee

no.idea wroteCooee cobber, the bar is open. The trees have orchids in them. The lawn is laid. Rented house out for $7,000 a year. So bar is now rent free. Currently taking $250 a day. Geedee, I do believe I can find a free beer or two for you somewhere. Mates are currently taking over Stiff Chilli Restaurant on Semawang beach in Sanur so have been spending a bit of time with them showing them where to source various things. Have managed to find an Italian guy making cheese, he will be at the restaurant at 3 PM today. (Markit would be having an organism when he reads that). Got some great smoked ham from the Seff African butcher to go with the cheese. A bloke wants to buy my hotel so all is wonderful. Going to Sulawesi on Friday for 2 days. My world is full of love and beer.

Well done mate you don't stuff about. Great start at $250 per day. Do you sell food or are you just doing your gimme pies. Glad your life going well Does the bar have a name and is it on TripAdvisor. Keep your selling hotel quiet on TripAdvisor as I feel people book because of you. Will the cooking school still operate? It's about 2 hours from the cave to you but if he reads this soon he can do it in about 25 mins and he will.

no.idea

Geedee, thank you. As per usual your support and input is great. The bar is named Siti's Garden Bar. At this stage it is not advertised so is not on Trip Advisor or anywhere else. Markit, as per usual your insane rants are also appreciated. We have just about finished building the third house in Tanjung Karang in Central West Sulawesi. I am going there to see how that is all going. A 5 year old girl used to serve me luke warm beer on the beach there. She is now 20 and getting married so I am going to her wedding to be offered a luke warm beer during the Moslem festival. They did attempt to kill me on 3 seperate occasions when I lived there so I will be into the place and back to Bali before the village drums have time to work.

Markit

no.idea wroteGeedee, thank you. As per usual your support and input is great. The bar is named [I][B]Siti's[/B][/I] Garden Bar.

Hmmm that name rings some bells, hmmm sure I've heard that name somewhere before?!! You could write your memoirs "How to turn a small hole into a large bar"...

Nydave

Are you still sticking with the 9pm closing?

no.idea

Markit wroteYou could write your memoirs "How to turn a small hole into a large bar"...

I think we best leave that alone.

no.idea

Nydave wroteAre you still sticking with the 9pm closing?

It varies depending on who is still wanting a drink or a chance to tell a few tales. Forty metres away the OnOn Bar and the Place To Be are the late night bars with the promiscuous young maidens. I am happy to leave them with that scene.

Nydave

Yeah I got it,thanks for the reply,

geedee

no.idea wroteIt varies depending on who is still wanting a drink or a chance to tell a few tales. Forty metres away the OnOn Bar and the Place To Be are the late night bars with the promiscuous young maidens. I am happy to leave them with that scene.

Whats up with promiscuous young maidens? I will come see you in August have a beer in Siti's bring some things and black pudding (NO CHARGE) Then i may go and visit your rivals with the promiscuous young maidens and send the wife to Bamboo shoots cooking school killing to birds with one stone.

Nydave

You mentioned that Onon bar was close by,are you referring to what I believe is now called the Billiard Bar on Jl Danau Poso,im just trying ti figure out where your place is located

Normy

onon still have adverts in Sanur Weekly, which describe it as a billiard bar, café. No 53 danau poso. Right hand side not far from monument corner when heading to by-pass road. Opposite Goanna bar (if they are still open) I am not in Bali at present . I have heard there have been many changes.

geedee

no.idea wroteGeedee, thank you. As per usual your support and input is great. The bar is named Siti's Garden Bar. At this stage it is not advertised so is not on Trip Advisor or anywhere else. Markit, as per usual your insane rants are also appreciated. We have just about finished building the third house in Tanjung Karang in Central West Sulawesi. I am going there to see how that is all going. A 5 year old girl used to serve me luke warm beer on the beach there. She is now 20 and getting married so I am going to her wedding to be offered a luke warm beer during the Moslem festival. They did attempt to kill me on 3 seperate occasions when I lived there so I will be into the place and back to Bali before the village drums have time to work.

Any chance of a trip report from your weekend in Central West Sulawesi Pics also would be a bonus

Normy

yes that's the same place. Your facebook photos (scantily clad ladies) are the sexy dancers Wednesdays & Fridays. Photos shown are from 2013 and before.

Markit

Wow what fun: bored "sexy dancers" drooled over by geriatric Ozzy prostrate refugees!

Markit

geedee wroteYou have mentioned cheese he will gatecrash.

I'm in therapy - every time I think about cheese I have a picture of no.idea that I keep on the gate to scare the kids away that I look at. Kinda like those scenes in Clockwork Orange with his eyes clipped open... [ATTACH]2685.vB[/ATTACH]

no.idea

Nydave wroteYou mentioned that Onon bar was close by,are you referring to what I believe is now called the Billiard Bar on Jl Danau Poso,im just trying ti figure out where your place is located

OnOn Bar is still named OnOn Bar. It has never been named Billiard bar. Before being named OnOn Bar it was named Pedusi. It is indeed on Jl Danau Poso across the road from Goanna which was once named Stumbar and next to Place To Be which at one stage was named Angels. I have a bucks party of 40 guys coming to the garden bar at 2 o'clock today. On Saturday at 2 o'clock we are havin a cheese tasting session. To keep GeeDee happy I have even arranged for some small pies to be available. My mate the butcher is making some short thin sausages. We are calling them Canadian Franks, we have named them after another mate (Frank) who is Canadian. I will cook those up as well. You are all welcome to call in. Actually I should clarify that, all of you except Markit.

geedee

OnOn Bar is still named OnOn Bar. It has never been named Billiard bar. Before being named OnOn Bar it was named Pedusi. It is indeed on Jl Danau Poso across the road from Goanna which was once named Stumbar and next to Place To Be which at one stage was named Angels. I have a bucks party of 40 guys coming to the garden bar at 2 o'clock today. On Saturday at 2 o'clock we are havin a cheese tasting session. To keep GeeDee happy I have even arranged for some small pies to be available. My mate the butcher is making some short thin sausages. We are calling them Canadian Franks, we have named them after another mate (Frank) who is Canadian. I will cook those up as well. You are all welcome to call in.

I just checked the facebook page it says onon billiard bar is this the same place? Pics of scantily clad fair maidens the sort of place I would avoid ,well i mean that is before 7pm. Didnt see any pics of you on there camera shy are we. https://www.facebook.com/On-On-Billiard-Bar-231913296932040/

Actually I should clarify that, all of you except Markit.

You have mentioned cheese he will gatecrash.

Nydave

Thanks for the reply,my mistake I thought Onon had changed names a couple of years ago,im familiar with what used to be Angels and Stumbar,anyway now I know where you are located,best of luck with the new business

geedee

Wow what fun: bored "sexy dancers" drooled over by geriatric Ozzy prostrate refugees!

Here is the new Facebook page and the girls don't look bored to me but maybe I'm not looking at their faces https://www.facebook.com/ononbilliardsbar

no.idea

All good at Siti's Garden Bar. Had a group on a bucks party in there a few days back. Sent them around to OnOn bar for the "sexy" dancers. Had a cheese tasting session in there yesterday. Siti who previously had a wage of 1.5 million a month has banked 16 million since the 14th of this month.

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