The whinge and bitch thread.

Steve Rossell

I hate stubbing my toe on a rock. I think that if I stop hitting my head against a brick wall then the brick wall wins. If I bark loud enough and for long enough then I'll get a sore throat. It's too dry for this time of year. It's not wet enough for this time of year. The traffic is gila. Some poor f#cker just ripped me off. Some sweet f#cker just welcolmed me into their lives. And to that bitch/prick that I haven't met yet.......Hello! So here is a venting thread. IMHO.

Rangi

I just sharted, quite significantly. :grumpy:

Markit

Rangi wroteI just sharted, quite significantly. :grumpy:

Sharted - Rangi first time I've run across that, in print. Unfortunately in reality more often...

Steve Rossell

****tabuggerbumpisspubichair! Ahhh, that feels better. :tranquillity:

Rangi

I am pulled over, quite wet, taking shelter in the front of an empty shop. The worst part of it all is I am crowning very strongly right now.

davita

Rangi wroteI am pulled over, quite wet, taking shelter in the front of an empty shop. The worst part of it all is I am crowning very strongly right now.

Had to look up crowning in the urban dictionary and I'm still ROFLMAO :highly_amused:. Rangi you've made my afternoon so much brighter than the extreme rain has caused darkness...gotta go see if any bird has 'crowned' in my overflowing pool if they cannot get back to their nest in time.

Rangi

I decided to have Mcdonalds for breakfast this morning for the first time in a few months. Then decided to take my brand new white board shorts down to the beach for a swim. I had been in the water for about 30 minutes, approximately 2 hours after eating breakfast. My stomach was grumbling and I could feel some kind of chemical reaction happening. I decided it was time to quickly make a dash home. I ran up the beach to get my towel but as I got to it the chemical reaction hit its limit and I had an accident. Hoping no one would notice I ran back into the water to wash up. Unfortunately the damage was done and I could not get all the coloring out of the shorts, so I had to ride home in white and beige colored shorts. =(

davita

Rangi wroteUnfortunately the damage was done and I could not get all the coloring out of the shorts, so I had to ride home in white and beige colored shorts.=(

Just as I was getting rid of the image of Rangi mounting the French Fighter he now explains he's a fashionista ...white and naturally dyed beige shorts ...very twee. :icon_rolleyes:

Dick Rector

You must have been desperate for food eating that crap McDonalds calls a hamburger. It is nothing more than a slice of unrecognized sausage.