Consensual acts of “kindness”

spicyayam

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/indonesia-zoo-keeper-accused-of-impregnating-female-orangutan

Markit

Is this one of those late April fools type things? It can't be an "Onion" parody because it's way too offensive to Indonesians. I'm at a loss.

sherm

1.Ohio Woman Claims She Fell Pregnant From “Defective” Dildo 2.Home intruder dies after snorting human ashes from funeral urns 3.“I fell pregnant during an alien abduction” claims Michigan woman 4.Pregnant Woman Seeks Father of Child After Gang Bang with Football Team Yep all stories there totally believable.