Camel Toe Revisited

Markit

Some disgusting old reprobate started a thread some time ago devoted to the scientific aspects surrounding the non-existence of the fabled Camel Toe in a nation full of tights and leggings wearers. I still haven't seen any and my ever-questioning mind is still seeking an answer. But in the meantime: WATCH: When They Point Out Her 'Camel Toe' I Couldn't Stop Laughing!

Nydave

Nice one Markit,enjoyed it,

davita

Got to give you a ten for that Markit...hilarious....:applause::highly_amused: What surprised me was all those gals knew what was meant by camel-toes. Love the one who said..."it looks familiar" when the camera zoomed-in. edit: onto the camel not the gal....unfortunately.:devilish:

Adam

Struggling to work out what this has to do with Bali???

davita

Adam wroteStruggling to work out what this has to do with Bali???

hehehe...I know...I contemplated the same response but come on Adam, admit it, Markit's post is hilarious. I give him a break when he's amusing and suggest you might also be considerate.....he's not always that funny...:icon_e_biggrin:

Markit

The original post was deleted cause some other old fart thought it objectionable that we should talk about the fact that Indonesia is the home of the leggings and tights wearer but you struggle to see a camel-toe anywhere. The discussion was scientific and totally objective (well, almost) and shed some light on interesting anatomical and clothing differences that might not immediately be apparent to the amateur camel-toe watcher. Still lurking around I see Adam?!

davita

Just had pub lunch and a few Bintangs and, as the subject matter was on my mind, I sat outside observing all ladies on scooters to look for this obiquitous camel-toe...for science you understand...nary saw one. Some of us are only interested in real camel's toes and their mistaken identity as a part of the female anatomy .....and possibility of subsequent abuse by sexual deviants. We intend to protect all camels (and their toes) from this demeaning, meaningless analogy....it's offensive to camels. Camels cannot talk so someone has to stand for them .....:icon_wink:

Markit

Davita perhaps stick to things you know like airplanes and Bintang. Your attempts at humor or light hearted repartee are painful. This has has been pointed out on several occasions by many readers. If you want private lessons I'm available from tomorrow (read this again tomorrow).

davita

So reality...according to you is only YOU should be listened...what arrogance. I can only assume you were the fat boy at school who bullied everyone else...not goin' to happen on this forum. If you don't like the dialogue...move on..no need for comment. "[I]This has has been pointed out on several occasions by many readers.' [/I] Please identify your source for this observation. I wil be happy to respond to that.

Markit

Get a life...

davita

Markit wroteGet a life...

That's the best you can do...sad...very sad.

davita

Let's revisit Markits post # 1 . All he did was copy/paste a facebook funny...available to all and amusing. There was no original thought nor any subscription from markit...he simply copied. He then comments that my attempt at humor is painful, which he declared unfunny, yet still not making any comparison nor offering his own contribution. I'm waiting for any original punch line from yours truly Markit. All comedy has an origin...including SHoggard who purposely mis-quoted, but jokingly, used Hamlet, "Methinks yu doth google too much" or something...that was intellectual humor to which I aspire and recognise as amusing. "[I]If you want private lessons I'm available from tomorrow (read this again tomorrow)."[/I] How juvenile...I must have soiled my nappies the first time I heard this.

tintin

Adam wroteStruggling to work out what this has to do with Bali???

You're struggling too much, Adam, struggling for a sense of humor, which you'll never achieve.:hopelessness::hopelessness:

Rangi

[quote="Markit, post: 106641"] Your attempts at humor or light hearted repartee are painful. This has has been pointed out on several occasions by many readers. .[/QUOTE]

tintin

Markit wroteThis sounds like the kind of study I could really get involved with! What we first need is an NGO to allow for charity funding. Perhaps if we coached the terminology a little vaguely ala - " Searching for Indonesia's most endangered Camel species!" "Save the last Unta Jempol!" I could get rich, preserve my place in history and have a ferocious good time in the bargain? Clearly this would also have expansion possibilities in Mexico...

GREAT IDEA! I knew that if we waited long enough, with patience, you'd finally turn out to be useful and come out with a good idea!:icon_lol:

Markit

Gurkha wroteMarkit - I actually asked a pathologist friend about the absence of dromedary digits in Indonesia - His said that he wasn't 100% sure but it appears that the propensity to squat, (instead of sitting with legs crossed) tends to 'push' the naughty bits back and thereby the development of tissue in the area is poor compared to other females (like the Mexicans).

This sounds like the kind of study I could really get involved with! What we first need is an NGO to allow for charity funding. Perhaps if we coached the terminology a little vaguely ala - " Searching for Indonesia's most endangered Camel species!" "Save the last Unta Jempol!" I could get rich, preserve my place in history and have a ferocious good time in the bargain? Clearly this would also have expansion possibilities in Mexico...

orang gila

Did you know that the guys equivalent is called a moose knuckle?

Markit

Meese don't have fecking knuckles but camels for sure have toes.