SHoggard wroteOMG... it's too early in the morning & my eyes aren't quite tuned in to auto focus yet... I read through this thread looking ot get to the juicy part ... then realised I read it wrongly as "Mobile wife in Bali"
[SIZE=1](Just thought I'd mention that!)[/SIZE]
Well, don't go drinking too early in the morning. The bartender might get confused when you ask for the 'free wife'.