alex margou
Hi everybody! I'm speaking to everyone who's made [B][COLOR="#FF0000"]19 posts or fewer[/COLOR][/B] here on Balipod Forum.Have a look at this page: [url]http://balipod.com/forum.php[/url]In the list of forums you'll see this special secret one that you are not allowed into:[COLOR="#FF0000"][B]Members Only[/B]Only available to members who have made at least 20 posts on the forum[/COLOR]Well folks, I crept in there the other day when the armed security guards weren't looking. Guess what I found?A Bacchanalian orgy where members were lounging around Roman style on couches while scantily clad Balinese maidens peeled grapes and fed them into their masters' mouths. Other young virgins were pouring nectar from large ceramic amphora into golden goblets and then delivering them to thirsty members busy watching voluptuous dancers as they ..........Err, actually ...... NO!It's a DEAD ZONE! In this secret forum there were 292 threads of discussion. 291 of these threads had seen [COLOR="#FF0000"][B]no activity at all this year[/B][/COLOR]. Only one single thread has had any discussion this year, that was a thread about chickens.And that's it! That's what you are not allowed to see because you haven't made 20 posts!For Christ's sake, Forum Admin, what is the point of this secret forum? And don't try to say it's necessary (or serves some purpose) ..... because it [U]isn't necessary[/U] as NO-ONE IS USING IT! other than the tiny handful of members discussing chickens.[COLOR="#FF0000"]GET RID OF THE MEMBERS ONLY FORUM NOW - OR OPEN IT UP TO ALL AND DO AWAY WITH THIS DIVISIVE UNNECESSARY AND SLIGHTLY INSULTING 20-POST RULE![/COLOR]Well I've had my say, over to you guys now for your opinions, and to THE MANAGEMENT to hear what they've got to say to justify the Members Only forum's existence.Oops! Must dash back to the orgy now. The strippers have just started ...................... bye!.
Smoke
did you find the cascading Bintang rivers ? lots of us hang out there !
alex margou
did you find the cascading Bintang rivers ? lots of us hang out there ![/QUOTE]Find it? Of course I didn't! You buggers had drunk it dry before I got there!
joji gulapetis
seems to me this thread is like a storm in a teacup.... or should i say.... a storm in an empty bintang........ :topsy_turvy::topsy_turvy::topsy_turvy: sounds like one short of the quartet......
BKT
Is there an add-on or plugin we can implement on the forum that will compulsory breath test people before they're allowed to post.
Anbar
Is there an add-on or plugin we can implement on the forum that will compulsory breath test people before they're allowed to post.[/QUOTE]If You add a breath test to the forum you would cut the posts by 90 %:icon_biggrin:
Smoke
Is there an add-on or plugin we can implement on the forum that will compulsory breath test people before they're allowed to post.[/QUOTE] You can walk down the street drinking [B]Bintang[/B] You can scooter around town drinking a [B]Bintang[/B] You can drive a car drinking a [B]Bintang[/B] You can even pay the Polize a no licence "fee" and they buy the [B]Bintang[/B] and you want the forum to worry about a breathalizer :barbershop_quartet_
alex margou
seems to me this thread is like a storm in a teacup[/QUOTE]Absolutely right! Spot on!This thread is indeed about ....... nothing!There's nothing there [SIZE=1]almost![/SIZE]So let's get rid of it.:icon_mrgreen:
balipod-admin
I replied to you post in the member's forum - sorry members only! :icon_biggrin:
SHoggard
If You add a breath test to the forum you would cut the posts by 90 %:icon_biggrin:[/QUOTE]No, no no.. you clearly don't have a firm grip on the technology... the 'breath test' app (also available on iPhone & Android) tests to [B][I][COLOR="#FF0000"]ensure[/COLOR][/I][/B] members [U][COLOR="#FF0000"]have[/COLOR][/U] been drinking... it would therefore enhance the forum by banning 10% of the posts
alex margou
I replied to you post in the member's forum - sorry members only! :icon_biggrin:[/QUOTE]Yes, you did indeed. I wrote the post here (with the green face) before I'd seen your reply.I understand your reply and views on the members forum. Let's hope that now it starts to get a little more use!Cheers!
