Markit wrote. . . [B]a bit[/B] of patience . . .
"Doctor, it's worse than we thought."
OK, that's enough of me trying to be funny.
My prediction is, without realising it, the OP will get half way through a land transaction (no road access, no certificate, not even actually for sale and definitely not owned by their new found "friend") before they cotton on that they're not really talking to an organic farmer.
That being said, if you're new to Bali, it'll be an adventure of sorts. You'll just need more than a "bit of patience", that's all.