Braveheart_shaped_box wrote'Hospital Commission' ? That works for me, I can do Caesarean Section and throw in an Appendectomy at half price whilst I am rummaging in the same locale. I also do a neat Castration for free as I class that as 'relaxation'.
Have you tried the Oz method of biting them off?
They tend to just do it on sheep but I've seen some of the their women folk looking interested in my direction...