Bikini Party

JabberWokker

I know most of you, the majority probably, hate the Seminyak scene. However as a new single guy, I booked my ticket for the Ku De Ta bikini party on Saturday. 650k is so expensive. Just wondering if any of you are going? Please pm, would be good to meet and chat.

Smoke

not me .When i desire a bikini party I meet [MENTION=9978]no.idea[/MENTION] on the beach for breakfast and absorb the view .

JabberWokker

So no idea looks good in a thong bikini

Markit

I can think of very, very few things in this world that I would rather NOT see than a aging, bald guy with attitude in a thong. Sorry no.idea with the best will in the world I'm gonna need a while to get that image out of my mind. YUK! Hell, I'd pay 650k to get the brain washed. Oh JW, save your money and go to Sanur. For 650k you can get sucked, fucked and ducked ... twice and have 2 Bintang.

JabberWokker

Tried to do that a week ago, never been to the bars there for expat scene and went to angels. Prob was I always got told the bali mushrooms were very weak by many in the past. So I had some and then Lucy and the Sky of Diamonds full wack. So ended up at home alone. Maybe next time.

Smoke

JabberWokker just let no.idea know when your comming to sanur,I am sure he could find a few places to fufill your needs .I even think markit would find a reason to make the short trip to lovely sanur also

Markit

Smoke wroteJabberWokker just let no.idea know when your comming to sanur,I am sure he could find a few places to fufill your needs .I even think markit would find a reason to make the short trip to lovely sanur also

Smoke you live there too!? But I guess you lead the sheltered life of someone soon to be wedded and wouldn't know about any of this stuff?

Smoke

Markit wroteSmoke you live there too!? But I guess you lead the sheltered life of someone soon to be wedded and wouldn't know about any of this stuff?

Yes i stay gated up in my house , i get the maid to cook my food and get my bintang and water delivered. I not even know my neighbors or anyone from all the local shops! it is tough living in paridise of the gods! my biggest decision is what vehicle to use in the morning :icon_wink: ( cause I have to borrow it from a friend as I not allowed to own any :icon_e_surprised: I am sure my sheltered life will be shocked if I ever went out to some local places :icon_evil:

samsiam

I look good in a bikini.

no.idea

Marvelous that Smoke and Markit have chosen to make derogative remarks about me in a bikini. Please keep in mind that they are the two who quietly went off to Singapore for a short sojourn together. Are gay marriages okay in Bali? What has me amazed is that they are both good friends of mine and I never suspected anything. Be careful Samsiam they will start on you next. It is okay JabberWokker I will protect you from them.

Smoke

i decided on tuesday to do a quick visa run to basically change my sponsor to my future wife. it is needed to change to my kitas which will then cost under 1 million per year instead of forced leaving every 180 days and paying almost same amount for each 30 day extension of a sosbud with an agent . [MENTION=9978]no.idea[/MENTION] your just jealious you missed out on all the activities

no.idea

Smoke, you can make up any stories you want and make up this "imaginary" girlfriend. However those in the know are just nodding their heads and smiling.

Smoke

No.idea your just tiffed I not bring her daughter around when she visited Bali :icon_e_biggrin:

Smoke

JabberWokker wrote How much for her daughter? Pics please.

400,000,000 million to my local friend for me to bring her around ! her mother may want some rupiah after i chat with her also 20% fee to is addition for any incidentails that may come up :eek:I believe i posted photos already

JabberWokker

Smoke wroteJabberWokker just let no.idea know when your comming to sanur,I am sure he could find a few places to fufill your needs .I even think markit would find a reason to make the short trip to lovely sanur also

Yes sounds good. I want to see Markit get drunk and no idea set him up with one of his he/shes. I know where to get the mushrooms and mix with the cheese we feed him.

Smoke wroteYes i stay gated up in my house , i get the maid to cook my food and get my bintang and water delivered. I not even know my neighbors or anyone from all the local shops! it is tough living in paridise of the gods! my biggest decision is what vehicle to use in the morning :icon_wink: ( cause I have to borrow it from a friend as I not allowed to own any :icon_e_surprised: I am sure my sheltered life will be shocked if I ever went out to some local places :icon_evil:

Strange, but that’s the way I lived for my first two years in Bali until my wife decided to get her boyfriend. So now I am free, got my wheels after two years of arguing the merits of driving in Bali as a Bule - a scooter (soon a Ninja) and life is going to be so different. The old computer nerd guy is gone forever, apart from I am going to start writing again and make new money. I actually feel good about it, as now I am a single guy living in a honey pot of beautiful women with a ticket to do what I want with the potential to succeed very well. It's a crazy world.

Smoke wroteNo.idea your just tiffed I not bring her daughter around when she visited Bali :icon_e_biggrin:

How much for her daughter? Pics please.

JabberWokker

Smoke wrote400,000,000 million to my local friend for me to bring her around ! her mother may want some rupiah after i chat with her also 20% fee to is addition for any incidentails that may come up :eek:I believe i posted photos already

She must be good for that price. Well I will see how much I have left after the party today.

JabberWokker

Sum up of party. Good fun for once a year. I always wanted to go as watched it on FTV youtube well before coming to Bali and missed last two years events. It was good but very expensive. Dancers were good and music system very nice. I like that type of thing once in a while. And yes you are all right it was full of pretentious Seminyak Canggu pricks. The girls were very nice, however I don't drive a porsche in bali. Met a nice one but she was not interested after realising that I only had a vario 125 via my Facebook.

Markit

Funniest thing I ever saw on one of those "nights out" was all the pretentious pricks, beating back the years(as you do), turned up with these beautiful, slim, young, long haired, Indonesian lovelies. All wearing the [I]same black mini dress[/I]!! It was like they'd all been built in the one factory. The looks on faces as they suddenly realized their clones were everywhere. And the PPs had made/bought all of them the same 25cm stiletto shoes. So there they all were teetering around on something a lot taller than their usual sandals in minis that were too short, hanging on for dear life and trying their damnedest to also look sexy. Priceless!

samsiam

What did you wear jw ? This thread is useless without pics.

JabberWokker

samsiam wroteWhat did you wear jw ? This thread is useless without pics.

[ATTACH]2099.vB[/ATTACH] Can you upload vids on the forum?