Markit wroteOh wait let me check my calendar:
Not been poisoned with Methanol lately, check
Not had my bag ripped off my shoulder lately, check
Not been beaten up by rapid Javanese bouncers lately, check
Not been charged double or triple the normal price for shit here on Bali lately, check
Not been robbed in a taxi lately, check
Not been gang raped by lady boys lately, check
Not had a terminal case of food poisoning lately, check
Hell, count me in brother!!!
And now the for the good bits ? dont smirk just gimme time an i will come up with one.