[B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. [/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" [/FONT][/B][B][/B][B]God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to [/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]After her final operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS]the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" God replied: "I didn't f[COLOR=#004080]**[/COLOR]kin' recognize you." [/FONT][/B]
Nice one. Needed a laugh this morning. Thanks. :icon_lol:
That was funny... thank you. :icon_biggrin:
LOL .... good one...my laughter dose for today