Markit wrote
Most of us Americans are too busy dodging stray bullets and the amorous advances of crazed and inbred southerners to worry about geography.
Hell, 70% don't even own passports and are so scared by the BS they hear about the rest of the world on their TVs while being constantly pumped with the "God Bless America" theology they wouldn't dare even think about travelling anywhere that doesn't have Choke or McBarfs.
Unfortunately for the rest of the world the area covered by McBarfs and Choke are growing daily.
Your only chance lies in the fact that consumers of these 2 delights tend to be so fecking fat they can hardly move.
I think the Ozzys are doing their best to catch up to this high standard.
Have you watched any YouTube lately? The advertizing is so childish, it's comical! A bunch of young girls, dressed in school uniforms, with bleached skin bouncing around like Rabbits, or two guys excited that disposable razors have a flexible head! Oh and the ad promoting gooey sticky, sugary, Kecap
Manis, makes food look like an instant way to get Diabetes!
Where are these crazed, and amorous Southerners? I would like to meet some!