Annam
A real southern gentleman went to Las Vegas.Sitting in a Cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?""Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.Then she looked around the room, smiled and said, "Sure, why not? You're an attractive guy too, and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don`t we just slip away up to your room?" When they returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress smiled at him and asked, "Willthere be anything else?""Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me. It was real sweet and right neighbourly of y'all.But, where ah come from in Albama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need a piece of ass for mah drink."
Markit
Watch this and I apologize in advance for any brain cells destroyed in the process [COLOR=#FF0000]seriously[/COLOR]:[video=youtube;fvRMtW0JArI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvRMtW0JArI[/video][/QUOTE]Worlds may crumble around my next statement but after watching this video a couple of times I gotta say as cringe - making as the Honey Bo Bo family is I actually find them quite sweet. They all obviously love and care for each other, "Sugar Bear" makes a special effort to have some quality time with his youngest daughter when I'm sure he'd rather have sat on the couch eating "sketty".All in all I think they would be a great bunch to be around for about an hour - then you'd have to kill them all or yourself, but apart from not being Mensa candidates (and who it?) they were honest, open with no pretensions at all and just wanted to enjoy their lives and each other. Just like most Americans.
joji gulapetis
actually, like country people almost everywhere. Having spent some time in south louisiana many years ago, (south of the I-10 ) i can second what markit is getting at. (do coonasses count as Amer Ikans? )
samsiam
In regards to learning Indonesian....how much would a 101 teacher cost a few times per week, possibly most days.We would have a group of 3 that need to learn in a group and one single one on one, both for an hour or so each day.This is a serious attempt for all of us to learn the language and become quite fluent within one year.Can anyone give a rough cost for this and any recommendations of how to go about it, or a particular teacher perhaps.Thanks
spicyayam
Maybe try contacting Cinta Bahasa: [url=http://cintabahasa.com/]Cinta Bahasa Indonesian Language School - Ubud, Sanur, Kuta, Canggu, Lovina - Bali,[/url]
Markit
For a more personalized service I found that the local adult education school has some great teachers (they teach English to Balinese adults) that here in the East charge only IDR50k per person per 2 hour lesson so for your 3 IDR 150k would be about right. If you are near the East then I can let you have the name of a very good teacher (beautiful woman also teaches Balinese dance).
samsiam
For a more personalized service I found that the local adult education school has some great teachers (they teach English to Balinese adults) that here in the East charge only IDR50k per person per 2 hour lesson so for your 3 IDR 150k would be about right. If you are near the East then I can let you have the name of a very good teacher (beautiful woman also teaches Balinese dance).[/QUOTE]Thanks, that sounds about perfect...but not sure where we will be living just yet.I have a beautiful woman coming with me, I found gay teachers to be the best all around, for several reasons.By East do you mean out Sanur way or more ?
samsiam
dp
BonditoBali
thanks for the tip Markit. I just downloaded the lessons and put them on my iPod. Cheers!
Markit
I love cheese/parmesan and those small pickled onions (generally with gin and vermouth)
BonditoBali
Just listened to the first few lessons while at the gym. Talking to myself made the treadmill slightly less unpleasant.
Markit
I used to do it in the UK while I was out walking the dog - was then asked by a passer-by where I got the Indonesian dog...
seanblist20
Terima Kasih=)
LuigiG
I learn indonesian online with a very effective method. Not sure if I am allowed to share it here. PM me if interested.
Markit
share away!
Steve Rossell
I learn indonesian online with a very effective method. Not sure if I am allowed to share it here. PM me if interested.[/QUOTE]Ditto. Share away.
geedee
I learn indonesian online with a very effective method. Not sure if I am allowed to share it here. PM me if interested.[/QUOTE][B]Yes please share[/B] I really need to learn I have been lazy, not bothered, couldn't care less etc etc Everytime wife meets a bule who can speak Indonesian I cringe as I know whats coming.When she realised Markit and No.Idea could speak it she said "See every bule speaks it except you"But my they live there comment didn't seem to workSo yes please share
Markit
No.idea is fluent enough to know when they insult him, I still live in blissful ignorance. My Indo is crap and will probably stay that way as I have no motivation to change other than embarrassment at my own stupidity - beer helps (and causes?) that.
jorucel
Thank you : "Terima Kasih"Welcome : "Selamat Datang"How are you : "Apa kabarmu?"You are welcome : "Terima kasih kembali/sama-sama"I love you : "Aku cinta kamu" XD:D
tintin
Thank you : "Terima Kasih"Welcome : "Selamat Datang"How are you : "Apa kabarmu?"You are welcome : "Terima kasih kembali/sama-sama"I love you : "Aku cinta kamu" XD:D[/QUOTE]Terimakasih banyak for this crash course, jorusel, now I can FINALLY speak ze bahasa Indonesia...:lemo:
