bolli
[b]I'm Partial To Your Abracadabra ...[/b]
My mommy said not to put beans in my ears :lol: :lol:
Dasha
What you mean something like this Frog
Sgt Ketut pulls R. Lee Emery up with boards on the roof at Jalan Uluwatu
Gunnery Sergeant Ketut: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my Jalan! Get the fuck down off of my volcano! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your jiggy jig T shirt, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Ketut, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE ARCHIPELIEGO!
Private Joker: The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.
Crazy Earl: These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These Balinese policeman we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having Roy around that's worth shooting.
Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Sanurian: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket.
Private Joker: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mats and Freo and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
Gunnery Sergeant Vieastrsa: Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie and Shapelle Corby will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
In the light of what's been going on around here I thought you all needed a laugh.
Applogies to those that have never seen Full Metal Jacket
Thorsten
[quote]My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mats and Freo and the Great Homecoming BEEP Fantasy.[/quote]
Hi Dasha,
came over from the other discussion since I think it's a waste of time, maybe it’s more pleasant to talk about erected nipples here than trying hardly to move a mule who doesn’t like to move.
I guess it’s very related to Bali since I have seen more erected nipples there than policemen (corrupt or not), maybe it was only cold in Uluwatu (the wind probably), but without any doubt Allan will join in soon and define some inducements to get nipples erected?
Anyway, at least it’s absolutely secured that GWB cannot held responsible for erected nipples at Uluwatu – no chance!
I’m playing with the idea to get one of these bottles Jim had last night, will Google it! :roll:
Dasha
black humour.. hope you got it.
Sanurian
[b]RE: I[/b]
Hi Dasha..
[quote]...sorry for the long reply Soul Bro. Been a little busy for the past month all over Australia and have missed the action on the BEF...[/quote]Everything went well at my daughter's wedding. Will send you an e-mail when I can.
And what's [b]this[/b]?
[quote]...Are you now up for Dasha’s top ten?...[/quote]Always. The only negative number I know of that multiplied by itself gives a result is [b]i[/b] (an [i]imaginary[/i] number). It actually exists and helped astronauts get to the Moon, believe it or not.
:D
Dasha
Great news Soul Bro- we will be heading back to Indo early in the new year.
FreoGirl
[quote]Private Joker: My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mats and Freo and the Great Homecoming BEEP Fantasy.[/quote]
Geez I only just read this thread :oops: :oops: :oops:
DASHA! (where's that moderator button when I need it) :roll: :roll: [/code]
Dasha
Uh Oh. Been waiting for this. It's ah just aa joke ok. Spose you are gunna tell Mats now too.!
Merry Christmas Freo. :D
Theo
[b]RE: I[/b]
Aaaand I'm back!
Two weeks now, back in rainy cold Holland.. Funny how this thread turns out into a whole debate about my topic title..
Anyway, I am happily married with my wife Veronica. We married in the chapel of the Francis Xavier Church in Kuta. and now looking to move to Bali for sure. Trying to get back to Bali around May/ June for at least a year or so..
Theo
Bert Vierstra
[b]RE: I[/b]
Congratulations!
Jimbo
[b]RE: I[/b]
Good Luck Theo. What about an update on your time in Bali
Dasha
[b]RE: I[/b]
Good work Theo. And congrats to you and the now good lady wife Veronica.
Did I miss something or did you tell us that you were going to be getting married. Cos I thought you were just heading over to Bali for the bizness as usual thang?
Theo
[b]RE: I[/b]
I did tell you guys somewhere in a thread.
A report about my whole experience will be coming soon Jimbo..
Dasha
Oh my God Theo.. keep it clean and not too descriptive.
PM the guys if you have to .ok?
Theo
[b]RE: I[/b]
Haha! Surely I will ;)
