Roy
-Please check in two days before your arrival. Free tents are provided in the terminal. -Please strip naked, and prepare yourself for a full body cavity search. You will board the aircraft in this manner...naked.-No checked luggage is allowed...shop for clothes when you arrive at your destination. -Please do not attempt to take any carry on bags on board or you will be shot dead.-At the end of your flight, you will be given an "in flight" robe which you will need to wear when you disembark.-No in-flight beverages will be served. They are liquid and possibly deadly.-Do not complain, or you will be shot.ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT and thank you for flying AIR AMERICA :shock: BUT...look out for the rectum bomber! :P Even with all these security measures, there are no certainties and 200 grams of C-4 can go a long way up!
Dasha
Wot's this one bout Roy?
Roy
Hey Dasha! Well, this one is about checking in to ANY flight in Great Britain starting from today. And if you have any bottle of milk, breast or formula, for the wee ones, you'll have to drink some to prove to airport security that it ain't poison! That's what this is about! AND...you can't take ANY liquids, including deodorants on board either....so good luck on those long haul, over eight hour flights! Want more about "Wot's this one bout Roy?" There is a LOT more!
Roy
Just "heard" from "Deepthroat" on my post. Pretty funny stuff:Dear Roy:As we all know, international air travel is suffering some of the worstfinancial conditions in living memory. Therefore I implore that the 2010plan for all-nude flying be accelerated in its implementation.We need to do everything possible to help boost the revenue streams ofthe major air carriers. So let's bring on the nude passenger requirementimmediately.On reflection, however, this is going to get really embarrassing for alot of us guys. Sometimes it gets really chilly on long intercontinentalflights.And, be extra careful when buckling your seat belt!Several decades ago and in my prime, I had a handsome bulldog tattooemblazoned on my right buttock. Unfortunately, the ravages of time havedimmed any latent exhibitionist tendencies I may have once harbored.For, alas, my bulldog has somehow morphed into a Shar Pei.Oh Time, you are a most merciless thief!-Deepthroat
Jimbo
Now thats my Roy. Funny and satirical
Alexandre
There won't be any kerosene left so...
JAMIE
BUM BOMB !!!! priceless :shock:
Dasha
im witcha now Roysolved the problem too .. the good lady wife and i are comi'n over in the Kayak this year and ive told her to have all those shampoo bottles empy by the time we get to Gilimanuk!
Roy
Yes Jamie, but I prefer the term "butt bomb." In coded messages, it is already being called, the "super enenma." Other terms considered were Ex-Lax nuke, suppository hell, and Diocto doom.
JAMIE
...ROY..Every time I think I have you pinned down on what you might come up with next , you blow my mind ...
Roy
[b]Jet evacuated at LAX after toy spooks crew[/b][url="http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=topNews&storyID=2006-08-15T000541Z_01_N14298125_RTRUKOC_0_US-SECURITY-AIRLINES-LOSANGELES.xml&src=midtop"]http://today.reuters.com/news/articlene ... src=midtop[/url]I guess that rules out taking my boys to the states with any of their kris collection! :P :P :P Can you imagine a 13 or more hour flight with young boys WITHOUT their gameboys??? I'd call that "cruel and unusual punishment" to the parents. I guess in the states they would just pump them up with ridilin?
