no.idea
Fact...tried and tested...turning 36.2 degrees c to freezing point in half a second is obtainable by pinching Rangi's darling on the bum.I have in fact tried it twice to confirm earlier response.Pinching Rangi on the bum has the opposite effect.
matsaleh
The sweat from a man's underarm can help women relax, boost their mood and help regulate their menstrual cycle, if applied to her lips. [/QUOTE]Eeeuwww! Gross!
Markit
Matty if you think that's fun then check out the contents of semen and the scientific recommendations about swallowing it....
matsaleh
I think I'll pass, thanks anyway Markit. :icon_rolleyes:
balibule
The French language has seventeen different words for 'surrender'.An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.If you leave everything to the last minute... it will only take a minute.Squirrels forget where they hide about half of their nuts.George W. Bush was once a cheerleader.
Markit
I can't believe you wrote that to a woman, on a public forum. You frkn moron.[/QUOTE]You obviously live in some Walt Disney fairyland or are schizophrenic and haven't seen what you write yourself about shagging some Chinese/French/other fantastic delusion. Live and learn PoorSoreWilli: [url=http://jezebel.com/a-complete-breakdown-of-the-nutritional-content-of-seme-953356816]A Complete Breakdown of the Nutritional Content of Semen[/url]You should also be careful who you call a moron. I think we are going to have to ask your nurse to remove your keyboard towards afternoon as we've all noted your meanderings achieve a poisonous level in the late afternoon. Has this got anything to do with alcohol content or lack there of?
davita
I'm reminded of the forum rules when I first registered and, in light of some of the comments posted on this thread, now wonder if those same rules apply....or have they been abandoned.[I]"By agreeing to these rules you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."[/I]
geedee
I can't believe you wrote that to a woman, on a public forum. You frkn moron.[/QUOTE]Now now. I think you should read the post again and what it was in response to.There was nothing sexual meant in that comment and with the response you will see there was no offence taken. Please read again and you will surely agree
geedee
I'm reminded of the forum rules when I first registered and, in light of some of the comments posted on this thread, now wonder if those same rules apply....or have they been abandoned.[I]"By agreeing to these rules you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."[/I][/QUOTE]Davita you are better than this. You are jumping on a bandwagon here. Can you honestly say you read all the rules when you joined and if you did then I think like all of usyou have broken and bent a few. I can think some that I have broken and can remember a few sexual comments you have made.
Markit
Little Brown Fecking Machine springs to mind...!Lets see: [I]obscenevulgar sexually-oriented hateful threatening or otherwise violative of any laws.[/I]Check, check, check, check, check and possibly
davita
Davita you are better than this. You are jumping on a bandwagon here. Can you honestly say you read all the rules when you joined and if you did then I think like all of usyou have broken and bent a few. I can think some that I have broken and can remember a few sexual comments you have made.[/QUOTE]There is no bandwagon, I am alone and don't need a lecture.... and you are missing the point.I'm not the arbiter of the rules and neither are you. However, if some member can patently and consistantly say anything they like and be uncorrected.....whilst others maintain civility and at least attempt to stay within those rules..... then do the rules still exist?Every sport, competition, debate has referees, umpires and moderators...for the very good reason that we need to be civil, decent and fair...otherwise bully-boys take over and chaos exists.
davita
Little Brown Fecking Machine springs to mind...![/QUOTE]Kindly show us where this was stated by me....or apologise for quoting me saying something I never did.I posted the following acronym [COLOR="#FF0000"]LBFM [/COLOR]I NEVER posted what I meant by that...it was your choice to interpret the way you chose...not mine. That's your privilege. For all I remember I could have meant [COLOR="#FF0000"]LBFM[/COLOR] to mean "Lively Balipod for Me" but I never said your quote above. YOU are the only one that said that.edit for clarity...this is what I posted that has markit trying to defame me....."hehehe...I was really thinking about a downgrade...something along markit's idea of LBFM's (if you have to ask you haven't yet lived)....."
Steve Rossell
Hair and finger nails do not continue to grow after death.After death our bodies tissue and fats shrink and give the appearance of the growth of what are in fact already not living human parts.Random? Yes.Fact? Yes (look it up Jamieson). On topic? Fact.
geedee
Bananas are a herbSome scotch whisky has caramel added for colour
tintin
The French language has seventeen different words for 'surrender'. [/QUOTE]...and they are?
geedee
NSW has a population of over 7 mill and is approx 1/3 of Australia's population.Bandung metro has a population of over 8 million.Ask 99%(approx) of Aussie where is Bandung and you will get a blank stare
Markit
Ask the rest of the world where NSW is and you get that same look
sherm
A handy item living in Bali is an ultraviolet LED flashlight (torch for those favoring single syllable nouns). Not only can you inspect hotel rooms for uncleaned bodily fluids but they are also handy for avoiding scorpions while walking at night.
Rangi
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geedee
One for Davita The world's shortest commercial flight is between Orkney Islands, Westray and Papa Westray, The flight is only 1.7 miles and can take as little as 47secs if good weather
