I have unfortunately only about half the things necessary to make this surely wonderful repast. My staff thought the stick blender would just go great for making icy fruit drinks. It did too, for the first one. And also I still haven't gotten that typically Asian thing where it's 35C in the shade and they all wanna wuff down a nice boiling hot bowl of noddle soup or bachso. I'll be happy to do the beer bit of the recipe. Kinda like your shot of the big haunch of steak .... meh. But thanks
Merkin? From Wikipedia: "A merkin is a pubic wig. Merkins were originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia, and are now used as decorative items, erotic devices, or in films, by both men and women."
Kinda cute isn't when grown men think calling someone a silly name is an important part of a discourse. I also think it's very encouraging to all us stupid people that academic achievement, such as Adam's (who started the Merkit thing), is obviously not tied to intelligence.