Markit
One of my staff came all excited on the run calling "monkeys" to show me what looked like a mating pair (they weren't actually doing it then no.idea) climbing around the neighbors trees/jungle. Now my question is: I'd kind of like to have some monkeys in the area, even living in my trees if they wanted to. Is this something I should do or are they lots of trouble?
samsiam
We had them all over our place back home. They were no trouble except for breaking the odd tile on the loof, and eating any new plants, vegies that they found to their liking.I would imagine if you had anything they liked, they would already be there.If they go to the neighbours...why dont they go to your place....maybe they've heard things.leave some bananas out.
Smoke
no real trouble besides robbing you of a banana :icon_e_surprised:
Markit
Ok, thanks.
Markit
Astonishing what you all learn on this simple forum. Who woulda thought tiger poo keeps monkeys away, course tiger poo is now rarer than that of the fabled rocking horse so not that much help there. Also point was I wanted to attract said monkeys...
davita
Astonishing what you all learn on this simple forum. Who woulda thought tiger poo keeps monkeys away, course tiger poo is now rarer than that of the fabled rocking horse so not that much help there. Also point was I wanted to attract said monkeys...[/QUOTE]There you go markit, more good info....if you want to attract the monet make absolutely sure you [B]dont[/B] surround yourself with tiger poo.
Markit
Where would you go to get Tiger poop? Zoo? Local keeper? How much per kilo? Does lion and hyena poop work too or is tiger the top product line in the market of warding off unwanted monkey attention? Does tiger poop work better if it has digested monkey in it? Or do monkeys not care if Uncle Bill was tiger's last meal? Just avoid tiger poop in general?I can go on...?
SamD
I have to admit, I am in awe of your knowledge of this subject. No, I am not taking the piss, I really am. I am going to use it as a filler at parties when the conversation dries up. Never been a fan of monkeys myself.Amazing what you can learn sometimes.Any more top tips?
davita
I have to admit, I am in awe of your knowledge of this subject. No, I am not taking the piss, I really am. I am going to use it as a filler at parties when the conversation dries up. Never been a fan of monkeys myself.Amazing what you can learn sometimes.Any more top tips?[/QUOTE]Me too. Amazing what essential information can be gleaned from Balipod. I don't have any lions, hyenas, wildebeest or tigers to produce poo but I do have a Denpoo. To my knowledge it's never been used to cook a monkey but, I confess, the last re-heated chicken pot pie tasted like SH8te...:eek:
SamD
Me too. Amazing what essential information can be gleaned from Balipod. I don't have any lions, hyenas, wildebeest or tigers to produce poo but I do have a Denpoo. To my knowledge it's never been used to cook a monkey but, I confess, the last re-heated chicken pot pie tasted like SH8te...:eek:[/QUOTE]Absolutely no idea what you are talking about, old chap. But I concur, Balipod is a fount of useless information. Long may it prosper.
davita
Absolutely no idea what you are talking about, old chap. But I concur, Balipod is a fount of useless information. Long may it prosper.[/QUOTE]SamD...this is a Denpoo. Not related to tigerpoo or any other animal's poo...:lemo:
SamD
SamD...this is a Denpoo... Not related to tigerpoo or any other animal's poo...:lemo:[/QUOTE]I reiterate. Balipod is a fount of useless information. I think you could bbq a tiger or a monkey in your Denpoo? Possibly, not at the same time?
davita
I reiterate. Balipod is a [COLOR="#FF0000"]fount [/COLOR]of useless information. [/QUOTE]FOUNT...had to look that up...'[I]the person or place from which all information on a particular subject comes':[/I] Good word..that's a keeper.
