How's this for crude behavior? For all you prospective bank robbers out there; most banks have a stack of bankrolled money which contains a small explosive charge and a red indelible dye - the idea is that when the robbers come to the pay out window they are given the charged bank notes which then after several minutes explode covering the getaway car and passengers in the dye.
Well, one such bank robber sued the San Jose (CA) cops for not getting the ambulance to him fast enough because they were laughing so hard.
There being no honor amongst thieves it seems that during the getaway he put a stack of money in his trouser pocket and when the "small" explosion went off and he was immediately separated from his testicals.
The police found that very funny - me too, truth told, in a grit-teeth kinda way.

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