Thread: A story in very bad taste.

to change my name to 'Muldoon' for you, behemoth. I am also willing to educate myself to submission and will try to revert myself to become a teenager instead of the kid I'm now. The only thing I'm afraid I can't manage is to become beautiful and petite - but then, Michael Jackson did it, so why not me? Anthing for you,. behemoth, just anything :)
My wife can stay with Roy then, but I WILL stay with you :oops:

This may be apocryphal, but I once read that the following was the epitaph of a gunslinger in the Wild West by the name of Lester Moore:

Here lies Les Moore
Killed by two slugs from a .44.
No Les,
No Moore

(Hey! Someone else just got off the magic bemo!)

We got another rapper, gonna join this show
It's Baad-*ss Gangsta-man Snoop Doggy Lo!
He'll bite ya in the booty, he'll bite ya in the knee
Then he says "Hot mama, can I bark up yo tree?
I'm a sweet little Doggy, I'll be nice to a chick
You can play with my balls, can I fetch you my stick?
Put me on a leash, girl, take me to the park
I'm a wag my tail, lord, I'm startin' to bark!"
Brother, B.Mo ain't never gonna scratch yo itch,
She ain't goin' to no Dogg cause she ain't no b*tch.
She don't want no gangsta got his foot on her neck
She gives what she gets, and that's a little respeck.
Better go on home with yo tail between yo legs
Cause B.Mo don't get down with no Doggy that begs.

(Rapmistress B.Mo and Snoop Doggy Lo have left the building--and they got in the same bemo!)

or always B careful B4 u buy! Confusion and itching? Could be something serious (see list in first item on this thread). I would check in with Gloria's clinic if I were you. They may be able to help you.
your concerned friend,
behemoth