Two corrupt government officials (A&B) were attending an international conference on Development in Singapore. During the break they were comparing notes on the dirty doings in their respective regions.
Delegate A boasted of his new big house and his late-model BMW - saying that he'd got the money by skimming six per cent off the budget of a newly built bridge.
Delegate B produced a photograph of a river in the middle of his region. "See that bridge?" he said, pointing at the photograph.
"What bridge?" asked delegate A.
"One hundred per cent!" said the delegate B.
Well, anybody guess where delegate B is from?
P.S. Bert, I couldn't find a category which would fit this joke. :? So I just put it here. If this is not correct, can you please file it in the right place. Or if jokes are not part of the forum, please delete it. Many thanks.
Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. Ralph Waldo Emerson
:P