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    Default Do I observe?

    Someone blowing wind
    to make our craft unsteady?

    do not loose our balance when
    the winds of words get heavy

    Many people on the shore
    watch our tiny boat.

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    Too many beans
    Make my plate unsteady

    They aid my shipmates
    To be ready

    Ill comes the wind
    That blows the sails steady

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    mystery lies
    behind the eyes
    of sailors we don't know

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    Run to starboard you say
    Port I think
    But either way we are still going to sink

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    You should read the ballad of the good ship venus

    By god you should have seen us.

    The first mates name was Carter


    He was a serious farter

    When the wind would not blow

    and the ship would not go

    They sent for Carter the farter

    to starter


    The rest is far to rude for the delicate sensibilities of Pooochie :-)
    Regards Jimbo

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    Ply to Bali
    Here we go
    Set the sail and we shall go

    Arrive in Kuta
    And I hear you say
    Is this the place to Pray
    Or should we Stray

    Change to Ubud
    It’s like Night and Day
    “The heart of Bali”
    In the hay day

    Eat a Sate
    Washed down with a Latte
    In a place which is a bit tatty
    Got the Bali Belly
    Maybe because it was a bit Ratty

    Off to nap
    Maybe watch some Telly
    Wake up early
    To treat my Belly

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    Hi All

    I was hoping for some more poems from the rest of you :( Made and Bapak Jimbo made a good effort, maybe with a bit of plagiarism on Bapak Jimbo's side :wink: :lol:

    Okay I will do the next.

    Ni Luh

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    Bali Expat Forum Boys

    Here we have among the best
    Sorted out from the rest
    We always put each other to the test

    First to Tommy
    Call him Balinese
    And he will be at ease

    There is Made Marko
    Just out of “Midnight Express”
    This person you cannot depress

    Oh I love Dr Bruce
    This man has everything but a moose

    Jimbo is in limbo
    Alone in the desert
    With only his camel to share his Tamal

    Sanurian lives in the Dark Side
    He always says "Should I just hide?"
    But always comes back to protect his pride

    We have a German
    And he is not called Herman
    Organisation is his forte
    But he is lost among the sortie

    And finally there is Roy
    With his private Island as a Toy
    For all to enjoy

    But don’t forget Bert
    The man that is always Alert
    To call someone a berk

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    Plagerism.

    No way, the ballad of the good ship venus is as well know as that of eskimo nell. I certainly would not try to pass it off as my own musings it just seemed to fit in well with the farting theme that was going on.

    I am much more into Japanese hakka's as poetry rather than limericks.


    I am

    why?

    because I exist

    how?

    Lonely.
    Regards Jimbo

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    Ok its not really. I was just trying to show how clever I am :-)
    Regards Jimbo

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