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[Sanurian]

Hi Bert

Very little that Austintatious comes up with surprises me much. I just had a quick look at his Seeds site...awesome stuff! Reminds me of the ramblings of an aquaintance of mine years ago nick-named Big Al, who was another armchair 'philosopher' and 'expert' on everything. Had some minimal training in chemistry, got stoned too much and started making LSD, STP and other assorted psychotropic substances until he got busted and was rewarded with a long stretch in jail for his efforts.

Just out of curiosity, I tried to download the first 7 chapters of his 'book' (free PDF), but either the link doesn't work or my computers are banned from accessing anything of his. Probably the latter. Might go back for a second look and see if I can post something there - I shouldn't really be saying this, but I am actually an alien. My spaceship crashed on Planet Earth nearly 60 years ago...I haven't been able to find spare parts anywhere (not even in MAKRO), so have been trapped here ever since. Some other aliens came undone about the same time and as far as I can tell, have been having a dreadful time in some joint called Roswell in the USA. That's OK - I think they're from a nearby planet to mine and nasty buggers. In Earth astronomical terms, my planet is near the star you call 61 Cygni.

We, amongst others, cracked the mysteries of time-travel millions of your Earth years ago. You shouldn't be too skeptical about that stuff. Never forget the Tesla's of your history (nor that bad violin-playing Einstein, who almost got it right).

This forum you generously and ably host has taught me lots of things I didn't know before, especially about certain kinds of monkeys, double ikat weaving, and 'compassion'.
:?:

[Thorsten]

Hey Sanurian

I read your post, but is it only me who do not have


any idea what you are talking about ?

[Bert Vierstra]

Don't know Thorsten....

I have a pretty good idea which planet Sanurian is coming from.... Lets just say that looking in wonder at your environment, for whatever reason, is not such a bad idea, especially when you master the art of compassion and the ability to land at your feet after you have done some traveling.

Changing your environment freshens the eyes, when returning where you came from....

[made marko]

All I see is a guy selling pills that I assume would cause a man's genitals to withdraw like a frightened turtle and are most likely to contribute greatly to, if not are solely for the purpose of expanding the methamphetamine problem in ID. All under the guise of PLUR(ravers will know) and psuedo-spirituality.
I think I may have passed your ship on my way here Sanurian,(I was the guy with the grateful dead stickers and darwin-fish on my thruster shields)
String theory and metaphysics, anyone?

[Bert Vierstra]

If you mean girls wearing strings and me becoming metaphysical then, you have my halleluja, otherwise...

[matsaleh]

If you mean girls wearing strings and me becoming metaphysical then, you have my halleluja, otherwise...

You definitely prescribe to the KISS principle, hey Bert? :P

[Sanurian]

Hi Marko...

I think I saw you, or maybe it was the fat woman singer weighing down the other ship (called Jefferson or something).

And young Thorsten - please don't take things so seriously - you'll wind up with a permanent crease in your head. Believe me, I was only joking. (Or was I?)

You're probably the sort of guy who'll ask what has this got to do with Bali? I don't know where on Bali you live, but - you really haven't seen any UFOs here yet? Do you only listen to Col Porter songs and dream of Balinese princesses? The number of UFO magazines in Indonesia has escalated in the last few years. Then again, so have the bad ghost story programmes on television. (Misteri this...Misteri that). I wonder what that says about the cultures on this archipelago...

And please don't get upset about this: We come in peace and mean you no harm (believe us).
:evil:

[Thorsten]

Hi Alien :shock:, pardon Sanurian,

Thus your were talking in one of your previous posts about LSD and other psychodelic substances, I would suggest, the next time you're testing such kind of stuff at yourself, you just enjoy all the colours and don't try to convert the explosions in your Synapses into a computer, some others have tried this already and they failed.

Yes, you're right I like Cole Porter, but dreaming of Balinese princesses ? Nah.

"Some get a kick from cocaine, I'm sure that if I took only one sniff this would bore me terrifically too..." Cole Porter

:wink:


BTW: Thanks for the young Thorsten :D
I don't take the things so serious, don't worry, do you :?:

reagrds
Thorsten :lol:

[Bert Vierstra]

If you mean girls wearing strings and me becoming metaphysical then, you have my halleluja, otherwise...

You definitely prescribe to the KISS principle, hey Bert? :P

Very S indeed.

(first S that is. I think.. Allthough turning the esses around would apply too)